A beginner's guide to bear spotting

Bearspotting is a dangerous business - you ought to take it seriously, you know.

So here's what you need to know for starters - black bears are dangerous and black, brown bears are dangerous and brown.

Although sometimes black bears can be a little brown, and brown bears can be a little black.

Are you following? You really need to focus here. If you do, this guide will tell you all you need to know when walking in BEAR COUNTRY.

Don't leave home without it. Are you ready? Good! Let's go ... A Beginner's Guide to Bearspotting is the laugh-out-loud, essential guide for all would-be bearspotters.

To be studied with due care and attention. Don't say we didn't warn you ...