It's just a regular trip for Kevin, and he comes back with just the regular sorts of things.

Some local fudge, a scented candle for his mum ...and his own personal god.

It's Abandinus, a little-known Celtic deity, who has suddenly found a new purpose in his eternal life-sorting out Kevin's.

With a god on your side, everything's going to get a lot easier, isn't it?

After all, a god can get stuff done. The trouble is, it's not always the kind of stuff Kevin has in mind ...