A hilarious, romantic and unbelievably awkward story, shortlisted for the YA Book Prize!  'Absolutely hilarious' ALICE OSEMAN Sam and Hannah only have the holidays to find 'The One'.

Their lobster. But instead of being epic, their summer is looking awkward. They must navigate social misunderstandings, the plotting of well-meaning friends, and their own fears of being virgins for ever to find happiness. But fate is at work to bring them together. And in the end, it all boils down to love ... One Day meets Skins and The Inbetweeners. An epic search for fun, freedom, and 'The One' – lobster! An honest, realistic and hilariously embarassing look into the realities of life as a teenager.