The truth about teachers : hilarious rhymes

"Do you ever worry about what goes on inside your teacher's head?

Then these poems are for you! Find out exactly what - if anything - makes them tick (besides marking your homework).

It's a definite sign. Our dinner lady Mrs Mack is well in love with Mr Fipps. Because at every dinner time, she winks and smiles when he's in line and gives him extra chips." - Paul Cookson.