Fab confessions of Georgia Nicolson. - Vol. 2 (2-in-1 ed.)

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia - the first three books together - oo-er!

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):
There are so many things very wrong with my life.
- The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
- My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.
- I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (book 2):
- It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.
- I think I have snog withdrawal.
- I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose.

'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' (book 3):
- My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.
- I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.