How to fall in love with a man who lives in a bush

Julia is looking for Mr Right, but Ben is more Mr Right-Now-He-Could-Do-With-a-Bath.

You may think you know what kind of novel this is, but you'd be wrong.

Yes, Julia is a single-girl cliché, living alone with her cat in Vienna and working in a language school. And yes, a series of disastrous dates has left her despairing of ever finding The One - until Ben sits next to her on a bench.

He's tall, dark, handsome - and also incredibly hairy, barefoot, a bit ripe-smelling and of no fixed abode.

You guessed it - they fall in love, as couples in novels do.

But can Julia overlook the differences between them, abandon logic and choose with her heart?