Virgin Killer : Sick with the Fairies

Can you handle the absolute INSANITY of the world's first COVID-19 satire novel?

Oh no! Hold your breath. It's the "VIRGIN KILLER!"

There's a deadly sickness passing through the Empire, and much to everyone's surprise it isn't Norman Baynes. He may be a sick serial killer, but after being carried off in a wacky war between rebel fairies and elitist vampires he discovers that the real sickness in this world is more psychotic than he could ever be.

Why are people calling Virgin Killer "Animal Farm on crack?"

"The setting is simply medieval Europe with magic and animal-people shoehorned in." - Amazon Reviewer

"Characters literally say things like 'cat-people lives matter' and 'defund the Inquisition', and at one point in the story, the government imposes a social distancing law." - Amazon Reviewer

"There is also an inexplicable obsession with cannibalism. Everyone is ALWAYS eating each other, even recent friends and family, for usually no reason other than 'taxes'." - Amazon Reviewer

Shush! You've been warned!