Two Thoughtful Uncles Smiling to the Beat

Two Thoughtful Uncles Smiling to the BeatA Short Storyby Jane DoeBoris Gump had always loved picturesque Amsterdam with its lovely, lazy lakes.

It was a place where he felt barmy. He was an adorable, daring, cocoa drinker with slimy warts and ample eyelashes.

His friends saw him as a greasy, green god. Once, he had even helped a sticky baby bird cross the road.

That's the sort of man he was.