The 3pm Annual: The Stupidest Football Book Ever : From the Daily Mirror Column!

* Which player is building a shark tank under the glass floor of his kitchen? * Which WAG believes the first black President of the USA was Winston Churchill? * Which chairman ordered his manager to field a starting line-up of 14 players? * Which England international gave a glowing review to a restaurant which hadn't opened yet.. and nglected to mention he was its owner? * Which diddy winger bought a giant Hummer... but was too small to climb into it? For the past decade, the Daily Mirror's Steve Anglesey has been collecting footballers' foul-ups and foibles in his weekly 3PM column.

Here is the first collection of the wildest and weirdest stories - plus Steve's definitive guide to the 100 maddest people in football.

With a foreword by Robbie Savage, illustrations by David Tarbox and hilarious unseen out-take photos from the Daily Mirror library