How to be Married : An Instruction Manual for Newlyweds

This is the perfect fun gift-book for newlyweds, written and illustrated by Martin Baxendale, best-selling author of "Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual" (over 400,000 copies sold).This is the latest in Martin's series of whacky gift-books for all occasions and a great choice for anyone looking for a jokey wedding present or for a funny Christmas gift for recent newlyweds.Like Martin's other gift-books, "How To Be Married" is an hilarious spoof instruction manual; in this case, an essential guide to the art of marital rowing that will help prepare the happy couple for the many blissful years of arguing, squabbling, quarrelling, bickering and falling-out which lie ahead.The secret of a successful marriage, says author Martin Baxendale, is to choose a partner who is compatible, one who likes to have a good row about the same sort of things you do, then to keep working on those vital rowing skills and techniques that are such an important part of married life.

This invaluable handbook is packed with tips and hints on how to do just that.