Grandpa Kevin's...Book of NUMBERS : really kinda strange, somewhat bizarre and overly unrealistic...

Really big numbers

     can make a kid freeze.

Their eyes get all buggy.

     They shake at their knees.

They flutter and stutter

     and fumble about.

They're filled with despair

     and filled with doubt.

But, oh, no worries!

     This book is here

to take away

     that nervous fear.

Big numbers will

     no longer be

things that make them

     want to flee.

They'll be proud

     and you will, too.

This book is good,

     and...it's for you!