Aromabingo

Aromabingo builds on the critical success of David Gaffney’s 2006 collection Sawn-off Tales, offering yet more of Gaffney’s weird and edgy ultra-shorts, plus several longer works, so you can spend even more time inside the baffling, hilarious and sometimes moving world of a David Gaffney story.

Think Magnus Mills mashed with the League of Gentlemen with a jolt of Mark E.

Smithery for grit, and you’re nearly there. Though many of his stories are shorter than a Napalm Death snarl, these precision-engineered slivers of fiction leave you with the dying chords of a symphony.

They are about the small people, the tiny Tardis folk with cathedrals inside them, creeping by unnoticed.

These tales will have you laughing like at a Tommy Cooper video though there’s something hideous gnawing at the door to get in.

Be careful, a spoonful weighs a ton.