Unspirational 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar : All I Want to Do Is Sleep and Pet Dogs

Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car. Features include: •    No single-use plastic •    Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display •    Page size 4.6" x 4.6" •    Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink •    Full-color tear-off pages  •    Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists •    Day/Date reference on each page •    Combined weekend pages •    Official major world holidays and observances •    Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.