Staff Room: A One-Act Play

In this witty one-act play set in a British girls' school staff room, tensions rise when an inspector from the Board of Education makes a surprise visit.

The teachers scramble to prepare themselves and their students as the formidable Mr. Woodington Smith silently observes lessons.However, games mistress Miss Boyd recognizes him as a former patient and calls him by his old nickname, "e;Biffie,"e; much to the shock of her colleagues.

When Smith asks Boyd out to lunch, bypassing the dreaded "e;tombstone"e; pastry being served at school, it creates further chaos among the staff.