Excuses, Excuses!

Kids will find these excuses uproariously funny and downright giggle-inducing.

Morning, noon, and night--anytime is a great time for some new excuses.

They haven't heard anything yet until they hear the one that goes: Customer: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

Waiter: It scares away the flies. And they'll roll in the aisles over this excuse: Driver education student: Did you like the way I parked the car?

Instructor: It's close enough. We can walk to the curb from here. With wacky drawings throughout. Be prepared--children will look for any excuse to pick this one up!

The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.