Bob Dylan Stole My Banana

Liam Sean McKnight was born at the beginning of his life. He has spent many years annoying people in England, Australia, Germany, Spain and Scotland. He now lives in Midlothian in a castle made of books where he is currently working on a novel entitled The Black Circle. In recent times he has gained a stomach and lost hair which is a bum deal in anybody's eye. His mother rates him at five stars though he thinks this is only because they live so far apart.
He (and he really can't stress this enough) is not available for children's parties, weddings, gender reveals or bar mitzvahs.