Island of the Sequinned Love Nun

Tucker Case is a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation.

But when he demolishes the boss's pink plane during a drunken airborne liaison, Tuck must run for his life from Mary Jean's goons.

What follows is satirical, suspenseful, and certifiably insane as Tuck pursues the only employment opportunity left for him: piloting shady secret missions for an unscrupulous medical missionary and a sexy blond High Priestess on the remotest of Micronesian island hells.