There's a hamster in the fast lane : poems

Prepare to meet a tortoise on a trampoline (boing!), a cat who bites back (ouch) and a poor little rich dog (whimper).

You'll find out what all the fashionable ferrets are wearing at the moment - and how your average cat reacts to being served the wrong brand of cat food.

MI-AOW! The speed cameras are flashing, but they can't identify a hamster in the fast lane as he roly-polys by.

No more tickles on the tummy, No more crummy little cage.

Speeding at one hundred miles an hour at least, this book is fuelled by hamster rage. (from "There's a Hamster in the Fast Lane" by Brian Moses).