Are you looking for some action and excitement--an adventurous story that is filled with thrills, spills, and chills, and gets to the point of the plot easily and quickly? Well, if so, then this is NOT the story for you, as the writer seriously has a bad habit of babbling on incessantly about a great many useless things in life!
Like... writing several pages on the amazing effects that the human eye can find in a series of concentric circles!
Or, even better, punishing the reader with even more pages on how a couples counselor absolutely hates the circus!
And what do all of these exhaustive and potentially grueling pages have to do with the adventures of Circus Strongman, Darryn Do, and Contortionist Extreme, Felicity Twist?
Absolutely nothing! Yet, the writer believes he is funny for some odd reason and, seeing as we here at the marketing and research department can't find anyone else to write these adventures, we are forced to indulge him in this wistful fantasy.
However, we strongly encourage that if you buy this book then feel free to skim by all of the useless drivel that dominates this story and get right to the excitement, the danger, and even the startling revelations that our two superstars must face in this latest and greatest adventure of Marital Bliss with Darryn Do and Felicity Twist!
Happy reading, everyone!
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Still not convinced on whether or not you should fork out your hard-earned cash on such obvious drivel? Well, here are some made-up reviews from fictional people to help you decide...
5 out of 5 stars from LookingForLove69:
Hi! Single mom here with twelve kids from eighteen different fathers! Life is hard, you know? Sometimes I need an escape from it all and Marital Bliss with Darryn Do and Felicity Twist was just the ticket for me! I absolutely love these two characters! And their adventures are so fun and exciting to read about! However, I do find their monogamous relationship a bit of a stretch to believe in these modern times. Then again, it is a fantasy.
Keep up the great work, guys xoxo
1 out of 5 stars from MrGrumpyPants101:
What a complete waste of time! I would have given this book ZERO stars if it was an option. The story is completely unbelievable and the characters in it are just ludicrous. It is obvious to me that the authors (if you want to call them that) just threw in whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted to, and without any rhyme or reason to any of it!
And for what, you might ask... all for just a couple of cheap laughs that at the end of the day aren't even that funny. I actually feel dumber for having read this! Imho, your time would be far better spent surfing the internet and picking political fights with total strangers than reading this piece if garbage.
Sincerely,
Mr. Grumpy Pants: PhD.
3 out of 5 stars from AttentionSeekingGit#550134:
Hello everyone! I haven't actually read this book but wanted to post on it anyway because it looks like everyone else is. It looks cool though. The cover is pretty dope. How's everyone doing btw? I'm good. Just glad to be here. Anyway, I'll check back later and see if anyone has found my review helpful or not. Just gotta check some of my other posts first. See ya, wouldn't be ya! Jk lol :)
Feel free to PM me if you want.
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What?! Still haven't clicked the "Buy Now" button yet? Did you check out the exciting blurb on the back cover for more details on this particular adventure? Because if that doesn't do it, we don't know what will. But we would hate for you to miss out on the funniest, coolest, hippest book of this new year! So, get your copy today!
* Disclaimer: the writer cannot be held responsible if this book actually sucks.
Sincerely,
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