Dumped!I cannot believe it. Am racked by torture and loss! Have wanted tragedy in my life for so long but now I've got it, it actually sort of sucks . . . big time!Have made a plan to deal with post-break-up trauma i.e. will not moon about over exes but will embrace single life.

Everything will be so much easier without the complications of love.

It will be a completely simple life and I am fully committed.

Starting now! Or at least after breakfast . . . I'm Rachel Riley - welcome to my so-called life.Not suitable for younger readers.