Where would you find a perfumed bog filled with pink sticky hogs and exploding gas frogs?

A place that's home to a wizard with only one spell, an ogre who cries a lot and a very sarcastic budgie?

Welcome to Muddle Earth; a place where anything can happen - and usually does.

Joe Jefferson, an ordinary schoolboy from ordinary earth, is about to find his life changed forever.

Prepare for a great battle of good, evil and sort of OK...