Two funky felines (Short stories)

Jupiter and Aphrodite are two splendiferous cats! Married for some years, they live with Rob and Emma.

There's no doubt who're the bosses in the household but our heroes allow their human parents to think of themselves as owners.

Little do these mere humans credit the intelligence, wit and cunning of their pets.

Jupiter is a wily, battle-scarred tabby and white from the wrong side of the tracks - his wife a beautiful prize-winning British Blue.

Theirs is a union of true love. A shrewd operator in her own right, Aphrodite has a soft spot for goldfinches, the cheeky chappies Human Mummy adores.

It takes all her deftness and cunning to save the little birds from Jupiter's renowned hunting prowess, while hiding this role from her husband.

After all, Jupiter would think her, well, just a little mad!

Follow these funky felines in their rib-tickling, nigh-on-human, daredevil escapades: "Come on, Aph, we're going to pay the puppy farm a visit." "Oh, be careful, dear!

We don't want to get into any difficulties, do we?" "No, we don't, but I'm going to sneak into their office and get a compliments slip.

Then we can take it to the police. If they investigate, they'll find out the truth of what's going on."