Everyone's got something to brag about:

Kaia's getting it on with bachelor 1, though scruffball Reed's gotten to be quite an interesting distraction.

Kane and Harper got exactly what they planned:

Namely, Beth and Adam. (Though to keep gettin' it, their secrets -- and pasts -- best stay forgotten.)

Miranda got her heart broken, but now she's all decked with a new look and strategy.

Sometimes, though, you only think you've got everything....