This Mitchell and Webb Book (Abridged ed)

A hilarious, lavishly-illustrated, thoroughly absorbing and highly entertaining journey through the comedy minds that brought you Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, a whole load of radio shows and tours, and yes, those Apple Mac ads. Featuring / Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar's lengthy criminal record and family tree -- and Ginger's advice on how to steal things / Scenes from a bawdy 1970s hospital, where innuendo is the best medicine / Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit's guide to solving crime -- as a lopsided superhero duo / Ted and Peter's golden snooker moments and how to make their favourite alcoholic drinks / Numberwang to play at home -- and a behind-the-scenes look at the nation's top quiz show / Super-villains's hideouts -- the planning dispuites and the health and safety reports / Raymond Terrific's Big Talk newspaper column -- tackling current affairs in the most aggressive manner possible / An anxious Nazi writes home from the Eastern Front -- as it dawns on him that 'we're the baddies' And also featuring: / Football programme notes -- what they should really say / Quick solutions to social misunderstandings / Bitchy anecdotes from hammy actors / the best 'you're sacked' emails Plus David and Robert will write up the most poignant nuggets of wisdom they have learned over their combined seven decades, in the best 'how to' self-help book fashion. David will, among other things, outline: how to talk sport when you don't know anything about it, how to make the best of unrequited love and how to choose a career.

Rob will, among other things, explain: how to buy drugs, how to choose cool music and how to get your own way.