Amelia's Boredom Survival Guide

Do you watch clothes spin in the dryer for entertainment?

Have you memorised the cracks on your bedroom ceiling?

Never fear, Dr Amelia is here, with her 50 unique tips for relieving boredom. #1 - See if you can touch the tip of your nose with your tongue #12 - Rate the room you're in from 1 to 10 (deduct 2 points if the rug is an unnameable colour, deduct 1 point for every picture that looks the same upside down as right-side up) #22 - Make up brand new words of your own to replace ordinary, already-used words, like "bummitchel" for "bored".

Then when the doctor asks, "How are you today?" you say, "I'm bummitchel!"