Lemmy's world is rocked when he loses his bedroom to his new baby brother.

So he turns to Gran for comfort and a bedtime story.

She tells the tale of Count Milkula, a selfish, noisy, milk-crazed creature from the monotonous mountains of Mamsylvania.

Lemmy finds out that, like baby brothers, Mampires can't do anything for themselves. That's why looking after them is such an adventure.