Grumpy Old Men, the Secret Diary

To everything there is a season. A time to be born, a time to die...and a time to get a few things off your chest.

The sequel to "Grumpy Old Men: The Official Handbook" covers a year in the sad and sordid life of a Grumpy Old Man, sorting into dates and seasons the many and manifold bloody irritations which multiply in this perpetual torment that we call modern living.

Yes, it's a daily chronicle of life for the terminally irritable; an almanac of angst.

If you know, live with, tolerate or - God forbid, are - a Grumpy Old Man, this is essential reading.