Little Miss Wine O'Clock and friends : an unofficial parody

Little Miss Wine O'Clock is staying in tonight with her friend Little Miss Prosecco.

They are re-watching Downton Abbey and playing a game called "Downton the Hatch".

This means they have to sip a drink every time Lady Mary raises her eyebrows. Or whenever anyone opens a letter with a knife. Or whenever Carson clears his throat. With the complete box set to watch it will be a long and messy night. Meet a world of hilarious 21st century characters - from Little Miss Extreme Detox who's on a kale-only diet but can think of nothing but cake to Little Miss Mombie who used to go out but now lives mostly in her sitting room and spends her time picking things up.

Are you Little Miss Commuter or Little Miss Vintage?

Do you now a Little Miss Social Media, Little Miss Bridezilla or Little Miss Yummy Mummy? Created for grown-ups this pitch-perfect parody is the ideal gift for friends, daughters, girlfriends, wives, mothers and grandmothers.

Perfect for Mother's Day, for Christmas, or just for fun. This book has not been prepared, approved licensed or endorsed by any entity involved in the creation or production of the Mr. Men and Little Miss books including the publishers and Roger Hargreaves and Adam Hargreaves.