Pocket Full Of Haddock

A laugh-out-loud comedy in the vein of Spike Milligan and Tom Sharpe.

Irreverent and a little bit surreal this book is a damn good laugh.It's 1932 and four men have been brutally murdered in the village pub of St Mary Mediocre just outside the town of Slagbottom.

The local police are baffled and the local busybody, Miss Marble, is unavailable, she's been knocked off her bike by a passing Belgian tourist.

So the local force calls for the help of the most famous police detective of the age, Detective Inspector Aloysius Corner of Scotland Yard.

Corner of the Yard, as he is known far and wide, has an unusual method of solving crime ... he leaves it all up to his assistant Detective Sergeant Impetigo Dogsbreath.

But Sergeant Dogsbreath has his own problems; he was born in Slagbottom and left as soon as he was able.

Now he bitterly resents being forced back to the town to confront his own personal history.