When one young germ finds itself in the germ academy, he finds out that infecting is not really for him!

Try as he might, he just can't work up the enthusiasm for sickness that his classmates - Snot, Rash, Pus and Scab - so obviously feel for the task. And when the sweet little germ is sent to ruin Myrtle's birthday, things don't work out as planned for Myrtle, the germ or indeed his horrible classmates.

A fantastic and utterly bizarre picture book by the incomparable Ross Collins.