Your cat's just not that into you

Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while you've probably made hundreds of excuses about why your cat's this way, the sad fact is - your cat's just not that into you.

Don't despair. It's not you. It's your cat. Cats invented not being into you, and Richard Smith, author of "Weight Loss Before, During, and After Sex" explains why. "Your Cat's Just Not That into You" is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wise.

It's filled with insights into the interior life of the world's most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder.