Letters to my golf club

Nowhere in our society are standards upheld so rigidly as at the great British golf club.

But will they stand firm in the face of a stream of letters ranging from bizarre accusations to unreasonable requests?

Assuming the identities of Colonel Arthur J. Lindsay-Bird (ret), his wife Mrs Julia S. Lindsay-Bird, and their son Dave Lindsay-Bird (Senior Development Producer, Mental Productions), Dom Joly bombards the country's most conservative institutions with increasingly preposterous demands.

Will the Club Secretary clamp down on ilicit dog-fighting on their premises?

Will the Board allow Snoop Dogg to be filmed golfing on drugs?

How will the groundsman cope with accusations of dwarf-tossing?

Trickster extraordinaire Dom Joly engages Britain's golf clubs in the most bizarre and hilarious correspondence you will ever read...