Lemony Snicket Gift Pack - Nos.7-9 : "The Vile Village", "The Hostile Hospital", "The Carnivorous Carnival" (Unabridged ed)

A slipcase containing the CD editions of Books 7 -- 9 in the Series of Unfortunate Events. You have undoubtedly picked up information about this CD slipcase by mistake, so please put it down!

Nobody in their right mind would listen to these three particular stories about the lives of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose. In The Vile Village the orphans are faced with some very unpleasant matters during their stay in the village of V.F.D.

Can you really enjoy stories of migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats? The Hostile Hospital describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

Who wants to hear of such burdensome details as a suspicious shop-keeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.

I'm sure you do not want to hear about such things! The Carnivourous Carnival contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. Dare I mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story -- a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby! It is our solemn and sacred occupation to research and publish each detail of the Baudelaire children's displeasing and disenchanting lives and record them all, but you may prefer to fill your time with some other solemn and sacred thing, such as stocking another set of CDs instead!