Nature is the Worst 2018 Daily Calendar : 365 Reasons You'll Never Want to Go Outside Again

In the spirit of 365 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You, this calendar is a year's worth of the most absurd and horrifying things to ever happen in nature. Crashing waves, stunning sunsets, sprawling landscapes.

Nature is beautiful, right? Wrong. It's the worst. Need proof? -The giant pitcher plant is large enough to not only eat bugs, but also trap small mammals. -Almost ninety percent of the koala population in Australia has chlamydia. -A "haboob" is a biblically huge wall of dust that can reduce visibility to zero, reach a height of 5,000 feet, and stretch as far as 100 miles wide. -Vampire bats are totally real, and yes, they love blood. Nature Is the Worst 2018 Daily Calendar contains your daily dose of cringe-worthy, shocking facts you never knew about nature that prove the world is a terrifying-and sometimes very strange-place.