The New Roger's Profanisaurus

No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'?

Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'?

Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break? You need Roger's Profanisaurus - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children).

Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words.

New vastly expanded edition. Completely revised and updated. An entertaining glossary of vulgarity, expletives, colourful obscenity and downright filth; Ideal for use in the home and office